Well, Mom was going in and out of there for various reasons, getting ready for our visitors. (Yes, my FIRST Mom and her husband are visiting for the weekend). She must have not closed the door completely. Anyway, she realized I had gotten quiet and wasn't following her around trying to beg a meal like I usually do. It was about 3 pm. When she went into the bathroom she saw TWO EMPTY BOWLS - both Simba's wetfood bowl and half a bowl of dry food were completely empty!!!! Kitties, I had eaten it all!
I went into a total food coma for HOURS. I was like a lioness who had eaten a whole water buffalo and had to sleep it off. I didn' t wake up at dinnertime at all!!! I slept till about 9 pm and then made a halfhearted appeal for my dinner. Mom says I probably weight 2 lbs more. My first Mom is going to be very disapproving when she gets here!
Oh but I bet it was fun while it lasted!
ReplyDeleteWell it sounded like fun at first Audrey but maybe eating all of Simba's food wasn't quite so fun after all! We hope Simba got some more food and we're wondering if you are going to want to eat so much tomorrow!
ReplyDeletehe he - my sisfur's cat Amos is like that. The oomans have to patrol the other kitties food until she is full, then they pick up the dish. hope you enjoyed yourself sweetie because I bet the oomans will make sure dat door is closed to you always.
ReplyDeleteMy roommate Binga would totally do that too!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh, Audrey...There's nothing quite like that bloated feeling from overeating. Haha. Actually, your lucky you didn't throw up. :-P
ReplyDeleteNOBODY could disapprove of you, my BOOTIFUL friend!
ReplyDeleteAudrey, I do the same thing...I eat all my food real fast and then go and try and eat Ernie's 'cuz he's a slowpoke eater. Mom hasta watch me like a hawk because I have had my fair share of 2 meals!
ReplyDeleteI hope you recover from your food coma...you know you will...and go looking for more food!
Have a great weekend with your first mom!!
Wally
Audrey, we understand. I am sneaky too. I get some food in the kitchen and then when Mom goes on the porch to feed the kitties out there, I race out the door and try to get some of that too. You should see how fat I am. Mom calls me Tubby.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like fun to see your first Mom and Dad. Hope you have a terrific Friday.
Hey, it was there, what else are you gonna do?
ReplyDeleteSo, have you learned a lesson? Of course you have...watch that bathroom door!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha!
Maybe jogging will help... Otherwise, put the meal behind you and move on.... Have a great time with your first mom and her husband.
ReplyDeletepawhugs, Max
Now Audrey, you have to watch your fne figger. Belay that eating just because it's there. Your first mama will likely tell you the same thing. That's not good for you either..so your mom will watch you like a hawk now and so will Simba.
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Oh such bliss. We are totally jealous.
ReplyDeleteAudrey that is no way to maintain your girlish figure!!!
ReplyDeleteWell was it worth it? Oh well.. you won't do it again....
ReplyDeleteWater buffalo.. Sounds like it tastes like water.
-Luna kitty
Audrey
ReplyDeleteI bet it was good!
Poor Simba unfortunately he was probably hungry.
Our Boo eats slow while everyone else eats fast,Mom has to keep Jinx away from Boo's bowl.
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♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Uh, you looked totally blissed out to me! Sometimes a cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do.
ReplyDeleteOh Audrey--I think they should print this picture next to the word "contented" in the dictionary, MOL!
ReplyDeleteYou don't look like you feel bad about it. Hahameow! Nothing like a full bellah to make a kitteh sleep well. xoxo
ReplyDeleteOMC!!! Good for you, Audrey!! Looks like you don't get fed enough, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by to help me celebrate my birthday. Great to see so many kitties enjoying themselves at the party.
Mom laughed so hard she nearly peed herself. I have no idea why...
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