KITTIES!! My humans abandoned me for two whole weeks! julie came and fed me and saw to my litterbox etc, and she was very nice, even worth some purring. Pretty good for a cat caretaker. But two weeks is too long not to have anyone to carry me around, or to snuggle up to at night. When I walked around complaining to be picked up, there was nobody to do that. And I got no BRUSHIES!! (Mom thought I might try to put the bitey on Julie if they asked her to brush me)
So I decided to show them my disapproval by horking up an extra large hairball:
(Dad's spectacles shown for size comparison).